murphels:

it must be really sad for chris evans when he finds a nice shirt that fits him really well but then he accidentally flexes his mammoth fucking biceps and hopelessly rips the sleeves into a thousand pieces, which i assume happens at least three times a week

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

sextarian:

if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.

if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.

but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers

(Source: mainthots, via crystallized-teardrops)

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

(via kianlawley)